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You Too Can Have A Mission Statement

Boss_animation I mentioned the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator in church the other day and said I would post a link. Here it is. Now you too can have a mission statement without having to go through all the trouble of  figuring out what you're all about. Here's an example:

Our mission is to continue to continually customize cutting edge services such that we may continue to completely leverage other's resource-leveling methods of empowerment to meet our customer's needs.

Now there's a candidate for most relevant pastor. Hat tip to Guy Kawasaki at his wonderful blog.


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