Redneck Church

Ms. Connie forwards these notes which are apparently remembrances of days growing up in church in Arizona. (Okay, I added the last part.)

You know you're in a redneck Church if…

- … opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

(Okay, this one hits too close to home to be funny. Especially coming from the Heckathornes.)

- … in a congregation of 300, the Church directory only has 5 last names.

- … the choir robes say, "Donated by Billy Bob's Barbecue."

- … people think "rapture" is what happens when you lift something that's too heavy.

- … the collection plate is the hubcap from the pastor's '56 Chevy.

-… people ask if the fish used to feed the 5000 were bass or catfish.

-… the pastor ends the benediction with, ""Y'all come back now, Ya heah!"